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July 26th, 2006 at 02:36 pm

I just had to post this! It is right on track!

Rules for Non-Pet Owners
Who Visit and
Like to Complain About Our Pets:

First off, You complain about everything anyway!

1. They live here. You don't .

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture; That's why they call it "fur."

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted daughter Who is short, hairy, walks on all fours
and doesn't speak clearly.

Dogs and cats are better than kids.
They eat less.
They don't ask for money all the time.
They are easier to train.
They usually come when called.
They never drive your car.
They don't hang out with drug-using friends.
They don't smoke or drink.
They don't sass back.
They don't worry about having to buy the fashions.
They don't need a gazillion dollars for college.
If they get pregnant, you can sell the children.