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DOGS RULE

July 26th, 2006 at 09:36 pm

I just had to post this! It is right on track!

Rules for Non-Pet Owners
Who Visit and
Like to Complain About Our Pets:

First off, You complain about everything anyway!

1. They live here. You don't .

2. If you don't want their hair on your clothes, stay off the furniture; That's why they call it "fur."

3. I like my pets a lot better than I like most people.

4. To you, it's an animal. To me, she is an adopted daughter Who is short, hairy, walks on all fours
and doesn't speak clearly.

NOTE:
Dogs and cats are better than kids.
They eat less.
They don't ask for money all the time.
They are easier to train.
They usually come when called.
They never drive your car.
They don't hang out with drug-using friends.
They don't smoke or drink.
They don't sass back.
They don't worry about having to buy the fashions.
They don't need a gazillion dollars for college.
If they get pregnant, you can sell the children.

4 Responses to “DOGS RULE”

  1. contrary1 Says:

    Love it!!! I'm obviously a dog person (and cat, goat, chicken, pig and horse person.......) Smile Animals are WAY easier to live with than most people too. No messy divorces if things just don't work out!!!

  2. carol Says:

    I am a cat person myself, but I could not have said it any better if I had tried. Love it!! LOL!

  3. ima saver Says:

    I love it too!!! My little girl Holly is the greatest!!

  4. puppypal Says:

    I actually cross-stitched this very saying teehhheeee
    Only Because my MIL gripped and complained about my furbabies from the moment she stepped into my home to the weeks after she left! I hung it over the walkway as you entered my home! Well.......
    When one puts oneself into that cranky zone One must expect others to pick up and put out the same attitude!

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